The End - I promise. The final episode in my cataract saga

I have finally finished my eye saga, having, completed all the surgery, checks, eye tests, more tests and finally an eye test for glasses. Saturday I visited our optician to collect my new glasses.  I can now drive, read, watch TV and work on the computer without changing my specs.
Our optician originally had a practice in Cheltenham, but moved to Stratford Upon Avon. Having had only good results from his practice, we followed him there.  It is a bit further than Cheltenham, but being retired and not having to fit appointments in with work, it makes a nice ride and Stratford is a pleasant place to wander around, so we are happy with this arrangement.

Receiving a message that my specs were ready on the Friday, we decided to go Saturday morning and started out first thing, well 10 ish.
On arriving at Stratford Upon Avon, we discovered that this weekend was a River festival and an often quite crowded town was absolutely heaving. We were able to find a parking space, right at the end of our favourite, but rather long, car park and after a coffee break to recover from the stress of queueing for miles and fighting our way through the mobs of visitors, we went to collect my specs.
Fitted out with glasses once more we stopped for lunch at a Bella Italia. I ordered a slow cooked lamb shank and when it arrived, I was annoyed to find it was cold and not very well cooked. The staff scurried around and after some negotiation, a second one arrived. This had been cooked properly I am glad to say and we were able to finish lunch before our parking ticket expired.

We often have a wander around town after seeing the optician, but today the streets were so crowded it was not very easy to get around, so we decided to head for home straight away. Just as we got out of town, the heavens opened and it rained like the flood. However, this did not last long and soon we were driving along bone dry roads which had not seen any rain at all that day. I hope the river festival did not get rained off, a lot of people would have been disappointed.

When we came up to to my first appointment with the optician, we had noticed a patch of poppies in a field close to the side of Fosse Way, the road we take to get to Stratford. Today it is about two acres of poppies, so I decided to stop in a nearby layby and take few pictures. And here they are.

Fosse Way takes you through the Cotswolds past Bourton on the Water, through Stow on the Wold and Morton in Marsh. I often used to use this road when working for a national company and I had to get to Rugby quite regularly, so it is a familiar road. There are some interesting places along Fosse Way.
One place it passes through close by is Northleach where there is an agricultural museum and a Museum of Mechanical Music. This is a rather small museum that collects and sells ancient musical devices from musical boxes to player pianos. Once when visiting it there were some early phonograph wax cylinders on display with their original cardboard cartons and we were interested to see that the cartons had been made in my grandfather’s factory. They were clearly marked with his Cartonite brand name under the main label. His company ceased trading long ago and no longer produces cardboard tubes.
Fosse Way is one of the main Roman roads that criss cross Britain and is quite straight for much of its length, but still has bends here and there where boundaries have altered over the centuries. What it does do is go up and down and at Foss Bridge there is a deep dip that goes a long way down quite sharply with another steep hill on the other side.

Heading north you see the road dip and in the distance you can see it climbing up the other side.  At the bottom is a bend that has been the cause of many a person leaving the road.

Heading south, the road falls away suddenly and you find yourself going down hill with little warning.
This used to be a really good place for overtaking slow vehicles, but they have put a 40mph speed limit on it and you risk getting a ticket if you try to race up the hill now. Spoilsports!

One building that I have always been curious about is this rather quaint gatehouse.  It is on the boundary of what must be a huge estate, judging from the length of the wall surrounding it.  It is a typical Cotswold dry stone wall and it runs for miles alongside Fosse Way.

An Unexpected Journey

During WWI, in 1916 The Better Half’s (TBH’s) grandfather died in Mesopotamia which is now Iraq.  His regiment were present at Gallipoli and after that terrible slaughter, only 181 survivors out of 1000, they went to Egypt to rebuild the regiment.  We do not yet know if he was present at Gallipoli, but he obtained a promotion from private to lance corporal around the time that his regiment was in Egypt, so it is likely he was one of the survivors.  Once back up to full strength, the regiment went on to Basra and after a lot of fighting their commander surrendered to the Turks.  TBH’s Granddad died from dysentery whilst in a Turkish prisoner of war camp and is buried just outside present day Baghdad.   A grave we are not likely to visit.   TBH, managed to get his name registered for the roll of honour which is read out each evening at sunset amidst the poppies in the moat of the Tower of London.  We only found out a few days ago that his name would be included Sunday the 10^th of August. 

The weather forecast for Sunday was grim, so we debated whether or not to go.  Ex-hurricane Bertha was heading across the Atlantic and was due to arrive on Sunday.   Yellow weather warnings were making it seem that attending the roll call might not be such a good idea, but watching the weather reports regularly as Sunday approached, it began to seem less likely we would have travel disruptions or even very much rain, so Sunday morning we girded our loins and took a trip into town to witness the event. 

We decided to go by train, driving into London  is not an option these days and anyway we have senior rail cards, so we pitched up at the station in time for the eleven o’clock train to Paddington.  This particular train was very crowded and not having booked a seat, we had to sit separately until Didcot, where we were able to grab two seats either side of the gangway.  This was great until Reading when, what I can only describe as a hairy arsed baboon and his side kick stood between us.  Admittedly because there was no other space for them, but the baboon then went on to moan about everyone he knew to his long suffering  sidekick in a most irritating and penetrating voice.  The list of people he was criticising was endless, his wife, his wife’s friend, his best mate, his other best mate, an acquaintance of both him and his sidekick and so on and so on.  This in my left ear all the way to Paddington and  I longed for the days when trains were so noisy, you could barely hear the person sitting next to you, but the modern trains are much too quiet and I did not have an iPad to drown him out.

First Great Western boast an entertainment coach with interactive screens on the back of each seat, and we were in it, but all the right hand screens had crashed, so no matter what you did all you saw was the VoloTV logo.

In London, we had lunch and then had some time to kill until sunset.   A slight misunderstanding occurred at this point, TBH had wanted to visit the tower and do one of the tours and I had forgotten this and had invited one of my cousins, who lives in North London, to join us.  So instead of heading straight for the tower, we wandered around the West end looking at shops and eventually getting coffee and cakes in a nice restaurant recommended by my cousin.   We were lucky because at this point Ex-hurricane Bertha made her appearance in the form of a massive rainstorm and gusting wind.  By the time we had finished and chatted with my cousin, the weather had dried up and we continued our wander into Trafalgar Square.  The beggars were out in full force, perched on their levitation frames, dressed as silver and golden people or Yoda.  Within a few dozen yards we found three Yodas levitating and begging for money.  

One of the many Yodas levitating mysteriously.  Nothng to do with the metal pole and platform of course.

A strange golden figure.  The mask this character was wearing was for some inexplicable reason a caricature of Richard Nixon

Two exceptions were Death and a pretty good pirate statue.

The pirate

The weather started to cloud over and was beginning to look as if Bertha was back, so we decided to go into the National Gallery and have a look at the pictures.  Inside not only was it dry, but it was rather hot.  The darkening skies periodically made some of the galleries very dark as the clouds passed over and a foreign lady was haranguing one of the staff about not switching on the lights.  He replied that they were controlled by light sensors and would only come on when the whole building was dark and because sunlight was shining on some parts of the building and only this end was under clouds, there was nothing anyone could do.   I am not sure her English was up to this explanation, because she continued to argue as we went on past into the next gallery.  After a handful of galleries, from about the16th century to the 20^th, we came back out only to find that the anticipated rain had never happened.   But it was worth a visit to see some of the originals of the big names from the world of art.

After a while my cousin had to return home and we wandered down to the embankment walking towards the Tower.   Having been on our feet for a considerable time, by mutual agreement, when we came to Temple station, we took the tube on to Tower Hill. 

The ever changing skyline of London

The unchanging part of London

There we wandered around looking at the impressive display that the poppies made admiring the way that they were arranged.   

It was still some time to sunset, which would be at eight forty that particular day and so wandered some more around the outskirts of the tower.   By around six, we decided to go for a meal and finding one of the chain of restaurants with the rather off putting name of The Slug and Lettuce, we stopped for dinner.  The food was plain but excellent but I am often amazed that that name was used for this really rather good chain of eateries.  I first encountered that name in a comedy sketch done by Peter Cook and Dudley More when they were in one of the Amnesty International charity shows.  They were discussing a new restaurant that inexplicably was not doing too well and in the end decided that

this was because of the then rather unusual name of Slug and Lettuce, which was considered a joke at the time.  Since then this joke name has belied their comic wisdom and not put people off and I can recommend them as a good place to eat.

We then wandered back to the tower, the long way around and found a good spot overlooking the grass mound where the Beefeater (Yeoman of the Guard) was going to read out the roll of honour.  Each evening, a Yeoman reads out the list and a bugler then plays the Last Post.  There are around 180 names to be read and it takes a little under half an hour.

When we first arrived at the tower, there were a lot of foreign tourists, but as the evening drew on they gradually thinned out until the area became much less crowded.  Whilst we waited, a number of families with many a grey head amongst them started to line up along the viewing area next to us.  One lady was quite chatty, having come to listen for her Great Uncle’s name to be read out and another lady was walking along the line asking people’s names, looking for a long lost relative who she knew was attending, but had never met.

At the appointed time a Beefeater and a soldier wearing a bearskin helmet arrived and the Yeoman read out the list, including TBH’s Grandfather who was at number 84 on the list.  Finally the bugler played the last post and the event was over. 

The Yeoman reading out the Roll of Honour

By now it was beginning to get dark and we were rather foot sore, so we limped and staggered our way to the station and returned to Paddington via the District and Circle lines.  

   

The train home was not crowded and so we were able find a pair of seats and so were able to sit together all the way home.    We were very lucky, the weather was dry all the time we were out in the open and all in all it was a very satisfactory trip.