Showing posts with label motorway. Show all posts
Showing posts with label motorway. Show all posts

Wednesday, 7 May 2014

A driving song set to the tune of Donna e mobile (almost)



Written after driving down the M6 onto the M5 and watching a taxi that had almost gone past the slip road, decide to stop in the centre lane, wait until the inside lane is clear and then do a right angled turn across that lane onto the slip road.  A lorry swerve all over the lanes as the driver struggles with a stubborn bottle cap and so on and so on and so on.
All well behaved in this picture

Morons are out today,
Lots more than yesterday,
I think that I must say,
They should be put away.
-
Keep clear my braking zone,
Please all just go on home,
You are not fit to roam,
Put them all away,
All away,
All away,
Put the morons all a-way.