A true story
Long long ago when the world was yet young and you had to think in terms of pounds shillings and pence and have enough points* to go shopping, when I was still at school, my parents owned and ran a small garage in a village not too far from London. They made a living of sorts, repairing cars and selling the odd second hand car. The garage was on a plot of land which had a large workshop used as the garage, a forge my uncle ran as the local blacksmith and a small house which, two hundred years or so before, had been a pub. The house was called Willow Lodge and was in a serious state of decay when we acquired it and before we could move in, the local council ruled that it was not fit for human habitation so it had to be demolished and rebuilt.
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| The back of the original Willow Lodge |
Quite the opposite of how ancient houses are dealt with now, but that was long ago in a different age, when rationing was still around and everyone had to carry identity cards.
* Points or coupons were issued in rationing books and you tore out the right number when shopping for food. Everything had a price and how many points it took from your ration book. Once you ran out of points, you starved, so people were very sparing when using them.
The old house was duly demolished, plans were drawn up for its replacement, and work started on the new house. After a year of living in temporary accommodation, namely a caravan behind the garage workshop, my sister, mum, dad and me all moved in.
It was great, all new and smelling of fresh paint and new plaster and for the first time I had a bedroom of my own.
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| The new House |
We had not been there long before we started to notice odd noises and occasionally doors would open by themselves. My father jokingly suggested that the place was haunted by the old pub staff and we soon got used to the idea of Nellie the barmaid roaming around the house, whilst knowing in our rational minds, it was just our new house settling into its foundations. We lived with Nellie for a couple of years when it started to become a bit more scary.
One night, we were all woken by the most blood curdling scream you have ever heard and I discovered what they meant by the phrase ‘hair raising fear’, it was that kind of scream. Both my sister and I ran from our bedrooms into our parents' bedroom where mum and dad were also looking rather disturbed. My poor father was persuaded to go and investigate and he went down stairs armed with a poker, something every household had before central heating, and nervously searched the ground floor for signs of bloody murder.
After a tour of the whole house, he returned upstairs to report nothing unusual where I and my sister spent the rest of the night in our parents' bedroom and eventually got some fitful sleep.
Discussing it over the next few days, my sister suggested it was a vengeful ghost who not only resented us destroying the old Willow Lodge, but my parents had renamed the new house The Willows to add insult to injury and I half believed it could be true.
Incidentally, my parents never altered the deeds when the house was rebuilt and so after we moved away from there, the name has reverted to Willow Lodge and has remained the official name.
Several weeks went by without any signs or sounds of a vengeful ghost, other than the occasional creak or door opening, and we more or less forgot about it. Forgot about it until it happened again.
Once again we were all woken from our sleep by the most horrible sound you could imagine, a long drawn out gurgling scream and once more, white faced and apprehensive, we gathered in our parents' bedroom, smoothing down our upstanding hair. Poor dad again had to scour the house for headless corpses or whatever. Again he found nothing, no corpses, ghostly apparitions, ectoplasm or even a mysterious splash of blood, so once more we tried to forget and went about our lives as normal. After all, there are only so many nights you can spend hiding under the covers hoping it will not get you before morning and pretty soon you forget.
Several months went by before a recurrence of the sound.
In our new, but seemingly haunted house, the kitchen was large enough for a table to be in the centre of the room and we usually ate there rather than in the slightly grander dining room, which was left for when we had family over, or were entertaining. One evening, we were all sat around the kitchen table eating our evening meal, when the scream happened again, but this time it was here in the room with us all. Electrified by the awful sound, the rest of my family took a few seconds to notice that I was laughing.
A while before we had needed to live in the caravan, our old faithful dog Pip had died and, as parents have done throughout history, told us children we were never never going to have another dog. This was fortunate, as it turned out, because when the house was condemned and the family had to be crammed into a caravan whilst our new house was being built, looking after a dog would have been an unwanted complication.
Soon after we moved into the house, some friends turned up with the most unfairly attractive puppy. They were people who bred thoroughbreds where this litter was an accident, a cross between a beagle and a King Charles spaniel, and they looked adorable. Net result was we suddenly had a small dog, who became my constant companion when I was home from school.
The breeders had named the puppy Polyanthus, since they were in the habit of naming thoroughbreds with complicated names. This litter were all named after flowers and they had shortened this one’s name to Polly. Ignoring the fact that it was a he and despite Polly not being usual for a male of any species, by the time we were given him, he already answered to his name. So we were lumbered with a male dog named Polly.
After a few days, someone sang polly wally doodle part of the old song and hearing this, it was suggested we call him Wally since it rhymed with Polly. He did not seem to be able to tell the difference between Polly and Wally and so the new name stuck and he was henceforth known as Wally.
On the evening of the terrible scream in the kitchen, my chair happened to face Wally’s bed and he was obviously bored with waiting for his turn at some food and was yawning very noisily. He had stretched, and opening his mouth wide, throwing his head back he was making a horrible gurgling high pitched sound as he yawned. It was the sound that had woken us up and terrified us for several months and it was just a noisy yawn. We had never heard a dog make such a blood curdling noise, so we had missed the obvious cause. Funnily enough, I do not recall him ever doing it again after that.
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